Aardvark
Arthur was my favorite show as a kid. It was super de duper de fun and I loved watching it. One episode particularly sticks out in my memory where he couldn't even spell his own species in a spelling bee till he came up with this genius song. A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K, A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K, A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K, and then wowzas he could spell it! Yay! Gosh, I love that show.
Best Friends
Me and my best friend, Hayden Weenig, are unofficial best friends. He insists upon loving and being friends to everyone he's on nice terms with equal. Thus my serious frustration, as he will not admit that we are great pallies. So instead I made it up, and according me, we are. Yeah. Wazzup.
Cheetah
Naomi's favorite animal, not to mention the speediest land mammal. They are simply awesome, and I am reminded of this every day when she roars at me, or at least, her version of it. (Making the hawk a loogie sound.) We love to have roar wars. And trust me. It's great.
Daniel in the Lion's Den
He's pretty much one of my favorite prophets, and with good reason. He was amazingly righteous to the end. He never drank, brought his friends up instead of down, and taught lifelong lessons that he learned of the Lord. I respect him, although I never even met him.
Enthusiasm
That's my thing. I love to be enthused. It's just great to go ca-waaazzy, as Jar Jar Binks would say. Who could resist it anyhow? Being happy and bubbly and pompous just spices up life for everyone. Although sometimes it drives my siblings and parents nuts. It's great to just not worry about stuff and be a little zany sometimes, even so.
Fail Grades
Another one of my unfortunate trademarks is failing grades. However, that doesn't stop the Jaycatt from being radical all the same in other ways. Because even Einstein man had horrible Fs. And hey I'm even picking up the pace with it a little bit this year -- I hope.
Gravy and Pork Chops
I don't know about you, but this is the second best dinner in the world in my book, which this is. (LOL!) My first place contestant is, of course, the famed and a-mammal-amazing homemade macaroni and chez. It is hands-down the bestest thing on planet Earth, and can give anyone's flabby body an extra drag. Eat it while it's hot!
Hakaloogie Man
This is now my unfortunate title, forced on by all the unloving bystanders in the world. Most people who meet me are weirded out, and thus must make my life a miserable torture for whenever I go around making friends. The conversation goes somethin' like this.
"Hey, my name's Jeff Hakala."
"Hey I'm Brad Wilburheadnoseboogers."
"Nice to meet you Brad."
"You too."
"Hey your last name sounds like hawk-a-loogie! Har har har!"
"Ugh."
Thus the sad fate of me.
Igloos and Snow Caves/Forts
I love making these thingees in the middle of the winter wonderland holidays. It's just great to build when the snow is falling, the games are going, and the fun becomes too fierce. I love to make them out of either
A) Heaps of Snow
Or
B) Bricks of Snow.
Plan A simply entails building up a heap of snow with a shovel and hollowing it out with boot kicks. (Super Fun!)
Or Plan B, set for the wars of snowball land is where you get a plastic container like a storage box or a 2 gallon ice cream container, and then heap snow in it, until you can fill it, then dump in selected spot then repeat, until you've got a life size sand castle of snow which equals ze most amazing snow fort.
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