Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life {Part the 2nd}

Jefferson Davis

What an awesome president!  He helped with the Declaration of Independance, and is still remembered today as one of the greatest guys ever to have lived.  He is amazing.  And I have his name (kind of) as well.

Kool-Aid

Kool-Aid is delicious, cool, awesome, delicious, and totally bad for you.  But with a hignh flyig metabolism anyway, who could resist?  Not me, that's for sure.  It's way delish, and I relish the delishness of it all.  Because it is more yummy than a lot of drinks that I could name.  What?  You want me to name one? Fine -- pickle juice.

Labratory in Spiderman 4

Honestly, the lab in TAS, (S4) is totally sick.  And the spiders?  Caa Reeepppaaayyy!  I love it.  It is totally spookifying.  When he gets bit is actually pretty realistic as well.  That movie is one of the greatest films ever, and if you're bagging on Spiderman, you gotta deal with me, his big guns.

Muscle Milk

I love my neighbors.  They are hilarious.  Especially the Plummers.  Their family is way into the health stuff, and they have all sorts of funky foods at their house whenever I come over.  Sister Plummer made this funny tasting shake one time, and it's called a protein shake.  It might not sound that foreign to you, but to me it was as exotic as eating salted clams stuffed with pork and surrounded by dried hot mangos, although much more delicious.  Turns out the powdered ingredient was Muscle Milk.  So yeah, forget the steroids and drink up! :-)

Not Average

I am not normal.  There, I said it.  Guess why.  I'm awesome.  And it doesn't take a genius to figure it out, but there are a lot of misguided people in the world that don't care to look beneath the surface.  You know what, their loss.  I guess my awesomeness just isn't for everyone.

Oompa Loompas

Willy Wonka wasn't kidding when he opened up the World's Largest and Greatest Candy Factory. And in turn, he used the greatest little midget creatures ever.  They are super cool, super cute, and super useful.  They are the legendary oompa loompas!!!