Blog Topics (All freaking six!!)

Blog Topics

1. I want a Date Ad...

Okay, for all the ladies out there – Jeff Hakala is dateless for Friday night, and guess what? That also happens to be the night of prom! So, here's my specifications:

-No blonds, preferably redheads

-Blue eyes, flowing locks, the works

-Must not be a chatty kathy

-No 'Oh I broke a nail!' type ladies

-Knows how to laugh (That's means no donkey sounds)

-Fashion is a must

-No overkill makeup, because I'm not going out with a clown

-Must be rich (Includes nice car, and lotsa chaching!)

Questions or comments? R.S.V.P.? Call 1-800-NOTAREALNUMBER00! And no, you will not be payed.

2. If I were six inches tall...

I would...

1. Use paperclips to zipline off tables.

2. Probably be squashed within two days.

3. Make friends with fleas.

4. Battle spiders with a needle.

5. Prove my existence in Guiness book of world records.

6. Drown in a raindrop.

7. Invade anthills.

8. Help with scientific exploration.

9. Build a lifesize robot suit so I wouldn't have to be so small.

10. Drink hotwheels cars around.

3. I wish I could meet...

I wish I could meet Ben Franklin because he is awesome. He sounds like a cool dude. He created light for the human race. He invented electricity. He helped the revolution. He lived in France. He was one of the most notable historical figures of the age. His name is known everywhere.

4. A good movie is...

Inception. (That I have watched besides Avengers.) Here are the 10 reasons why:

1. Amazing Plot.

2. Sick Music by Hans Zimmer.

3. Lots of chill fight scenes.

4. Leaves you hanging.

5. Blurs the line between science, and fiction.

6. Heartwrenching. His whole purpose is to see his family again.

7. Special Effects that are so darn realistic.

8. You get something new out of it every couple times you watch it.

9. Beautiful acting.

10. Christopher Nolan was directing.

5. My most interesting friend is...

Well, see if you can guess.

He was born in Japan, lives in America. Makes dinner ever couple nights, does odd jobs like his bike company to earn money. Is really good mechanical, and reasonably intimidating. Has had a hard family life, but deals with it and school and still pushes through. Doesn't life out of fear. Knows how to beat up nearly everyone in school. Knows who he is and doesn't care about what anyone else thinks. Takes care of his friends. His name is Takahito Henry Takita.

6. Surviving Divorce

Well. Let's just say it sucks. A ton of my friends have been through it, as have I. My parents are constantly at war with each other, even as I write this. From my point of view, I think it's more of a pain and hurt for the kids. Big-time. Counselors can help, but not solve the crap we've been through. Parents don't get it because they've caused it. No one understands everything perfectly. You just have to deal with it. But hey, that's life.